THIS IS ONLY A TEST

I looked through a foggy window; it was thick plastic blurring the atmosphere. The sun was shining in a musty way hitting an oscillating sign that shifted reflecting ethereal turquoise and pinks. Stuck in a shit hole of malls and pavement. I thought no more of it and walked back to the hotel. Inside I looked out of the blinds. The sun shines in the suburb. It is not summer. The pool was drained white and dental. I fell asleep in the bathtub plastered in beige tiles. When I awoke I realized that I had flooded the room somehow. The water had filled up the room like a fish tank. I swam up to the door but could not open it. My reflection startled me. My face was covered in thick black goo. Dripping under what seemed to be a plumbing device. I opened the door and found that the whole hotel was submerged. I opened up a room and saw a man float by with his mouth open and eyes rolling. The semen explosion moved past and a woman wearing a red two piece suit was tangled up in the wiring of a lamp. California’s forest fires nearby died out. The fire started due to the aftermath of a barbeque in which a drunken smoker let his cigarette fall to the floor during a nap. The memorial of the 1989 flood would say “Bummer dude”. I saw inside the valley past the Unocal sphere and burger joints. Then into a department store to change my socks. Red Sneakers, Polka dot dresses, combat boots, blue jeans all piled up and a red toe would randomly pop up. I panicked when something grabbed my leg. Discarded alarm clocks rested in sediment of the flood and feeding of the radio waves were millions of clear tiny seahorses that squealed like kazoos. This noise was suddenly ended with a subtle toot fart. The fart was not a fart but actually a cold stream of sludge that soaked through my underwear and down my leg. The feeling was great. But I knew that I had to start running, running I don’t where buy I ran as fast as I could.

But bad taste is all ours

A Good Pick Up Line

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Noo Hamsters

One of the most important artists in the world right now

for the prettiest little girl...in the world!

for carly

for flor

and a couple of these for flor so she will stop asking for them....

all I want for christmas are asians with nipple rings

and and some of these toooo!!!

What I want for xmas

all we want for x-mas is you

Doing his best

Whyling out

we love when people love us

Waiting for the phone to ring

miss these guys

I Like Girls - Coolio

i think about you everyday

"Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"

"God help us, we're in the hands of engineers"

"Did I go too fast? I go too fast. I did a fly by"

Ian:"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs"
Satler:"Dinosarus eat man, Women inherits the earth"I like her thinking!

"What you call discovery I call rape of the natural world"

2030

In 2030 the corporation has all control and no control.
IN 2030 a road could run through the middle of your house.
In 2030 youtube has its name on everything.
In 2030 there is no water.
In 2030 people collect waste and plastic is precious.
In 2030 men give birth to goats.
In 2030 you can still pay things with money and sex.
In 2030 the weather changes every two hours.
In 2030 we eat all our pets.
IN 2030 we are going to be 40 years old.

spend your time with a worm / /unkind

roses are red
moses is blue
moses and roses go together
inside a stew of
broken things
broken bodies
tattered and torn up
after the the event of self
mutilation

bake that cake bake that cake
milkshake
milkshake
milkshake

we dont need to go to the pool if you want to get wet, girrrrrrrrrl!
ouch
chomp chomp chomp
gurgle gurgle
wurrgle that gurrgle
fuck it like your fucking a turkey
happy holidays kids!
happy happy
happy happy
happy happy
oh its so nice to be happy on a holiday!!
and sleep in the sun

lets all have a big sleep over and take naps
its a dream
to eat some pizza and watch soap operas will you getting laid
and cheese cake
and when
this happens roads cut off into skies and you fly into
suspension
hovering
inside a car with your friends
everything is still
but the
humming noise
the car is making
when it expands
and contracts
like a thin wire
and not sleeping for three days
then you get your picture taken and you
look like a drug addict
and you scream out wait a minute !!!!im not a drug addict!
im just an alcoholic ....
and when this happens a basketball will...
slap everyone in the face
and our faces will deflate
and a stream of dark thick burgundy blood will
slowly run down
because we are not human
and word on the street is we dont know
how to love
buhu! buhu and tada !