for carly

for flor

and a couple of these for flor so she will stop asking for them....

all I want for christmas are asians with nipple rings

and and some of these toooo!!!

What I want for xmas

all we want for x-mas is you

Doing his best

Whyling out

we love when people love us

Waiting for the phone to ring

miss these guys

I Like Girls - Coolio

i think about you everyday

"Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"

"God help us, we're in the hands of engineers"

"Did I go too fast? I go too fast. I did a fly by"

Ian:"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs"
Satler:"Dinosarus eat man, Women inherits the earth"I like her thinking!

"What you call discovery I call rape of the natural world"

2030

In 2030 the corporation has all control and no control.
IN 2030 a road could run through the middle of your house.
In 2030 youtube has its name on everything.
In 2030 there is no water.
In 2030 people collect waste and plastic is precious.
In 2030 men give birth to goats.
In 2030 you can still pay things with money and sex.
In 2030 the weather changes every two hours.
In 2030 we eat all our pets.
IN 2030 we are going to be 40 years old.

spend your time with a worm / /unkind

roses are red
moses is blue
moses and roses go together
inside a stew of
broken things
broken bodies
tattered and torn up
after the the event of self
mutilation

bake that cake bake that cake
milkshake
milkshake
milkshake

we dont need to go to the pool if you want to get wet, girrrrrrrrrl!
ouch
chomp chomp chomp
gurgle gurgle
wurrgle that gurrgle
fuck it like your fucking a turkey
happy holidays kids!
happy happy
happy happy
happy happy
oh its so nice to be happy on a holiday!!
and sleep in the sun

lets all have a big sleep over and take naps
its a dream
to eat some pizza and watch soap operas will you getting laid
and cheese cake
and when
this happens roads cut off into skies and you fly into
suspension
hovering
inside a car with your friends
everything is still
but the
humming noise
the car is making
when it expands
and contracts
like a thin wire
and not sleeping for three days
then you get your picture taken and you
look like a drug addict
and you scream out wait a minute !!!!im not a drug addict!
im just an alcoholic ....
and when this happens a basketball will...
slap everyone in the face
and our faces will deflate
and a stream of dark thick burgundy blood will
slowly run down
because we are not human
and word on the street is we dont know
how to love
buhu! buhu and tada !

I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!

YOU PLAY PIANO
YOU LIKE TO BE TUCKED IN
YOU LIKE TO STAND NEXT TO YOUR DESK
YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR BANGS IN STRANDS
YOU LIKE CALIFORNIA

Bruce Labruce

I'LL FUCK YOU TIL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT

London-Idaho

CALM YOUR ASS DOWN, ERIN!

Acorns were good until bread was found.

Help!

Is this Carly?

Blame it on Rio

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"This is not that complicated. A hot bi-female is called a unicorn in the colloquial vernacular, whether she's single or involved.

So the question becomes what to call a hot bi-male. My suggestion: bicorn."

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

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ECONOMICS vs .

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half of the world has been silent for at least six months
because they have a broken heart and the other
half has thier faces planted into piles of leaves and dirt
happy to be free once more as they ejaculate into
streams and run cold water over thier naked bodies

it is untrue that anybody can do anything to keep the people
that complicate thier lives really far, closer to "there" and farther from "here"
i was lying in bed thinking of what i should do
the price to pay is to high
to park a pair of boots under a bed,
it is more untrue that anybody can occupy a white empty space without edges
without limits without elegance , it brings itself into the equation
but why
bring bring in and hoard things that do not belong in the equation
the skin tints itself warm and cold
receeding and expanding as tennis balls bounce and hit
stomachs

stomachs
that tighten

and another day falls and ties are still being knotted and belts hang heavy on a door knob


"i hope you having a good time"
"i hope your having a lot of fun"
"have fun when you do this and when you do that"

these lines reside next to the pile of bills and reciepts stacked up
and tumbling over , planting seeds that mark time and existence
so sad so sad so sad , dogs cry all the time because they cant
handle the collection of mornings but they get over it because they have good
lives and they can urinate on everything
a prosthetic arm pulls the strings that control the universe
there is the un escapable road
that reveals itself when you walk home
the long walk where you dont know anyone
silence adds pounds of volume to the words in your mind
that place you run into
a mosaic jesus clunk clunky inside a pile of snow
flowers that hit a golden buddha in a hotel lobby
point to the heavens and i
think of planes floating above cielings and letters written but never sent
a never ending stock of feelings

FUCK

im going pack them onto a bicycle and throw it off a corner
then im going to take long walks alone ,in the rain
in the cold , when every body is inside watching

television

im going to press my cheeks and nose into it
this painting is a mess
just like you

SHIT


you would be more successful if you poured a bowl of soup over your head
rolled an eyeballround and round with your tongue
and chased a reflection of crossing lights on the floor
closer to being farther away
and I would be more successful
if I squirted syrup into my eyes
you is I
I is you
but we are not the same
before the blessing of the land

we do not have the same rights
can I have a cup of coffee
?? No .
Wait a minute do you not have any coffe?
YES we have a fresh pot.
NO he said.
she said: " but i have the money , i dont see what the problem is"
and he said
"thats why your not being served"
he said
" you have to figure it out"
she thought
i hate this
he thought
i know what you should do
start by walking over there
and pull that broken umbrella out of the rose bush,please.

Pistol Youth - In My Eyes from Pistol Youth on Vimeo.

SPAGHETTI SUICIDE ISSUE #1

spags cats

Daddio Spaghetti

Spaghetti Cat

This was used as a bleep photo during a show about binge drinking...

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he likes dogs too

Bitch!

Thats alot of dicks Carly

Goddess

We all know how it really is....

Progression of the Malachai

fierce

Babes in History

something for those eyes

LOL LOL LOL LOL LMAO LOL LMFAO

gg allin i wanna fuck myself